Take a look into the wild, chaotic, and frankly disturbing, mind of a young would-be writer from the UK.
Just don't look too closely...
Just a brief bonus post to point out the small but significant changes made to the blog you know and love (or couldn't really care less about). Firstly, you may have noticed that for your viewing pleasure you can now decide for yourself on the layout. Just use the options on the sidebar. Unfortunately I should point out that the quality of writing will not improve no matter how hard you try.
And yes, you are right, there is a giant picture of a cat looming over us. Good on you for noticing. I'm not sure whether she livens the place up or scares everyone away, but considering the latter was always the job of my writing I suppose we may have to have a rethink.
Just be glad there weren't any photographs of your loyal correspondent close at hand...
Seeya
SIMARK